Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Going off the rail



Poor Phil, it seems that the once rock-solid neurosurgeon is now floating in hyper-space looking for his place in history.  This picture says it all, unfocused gaze, almost hallucinating and dreaming of electric sheep.  Curly also suffered from this syndrome, although Phil has more acute symptoms.

Phil The First has now the following mindset: the poorest province of Canada should rival the richest state of the U.S.  While attending a panel in France on electric vehicles, Phil 1st had a striking vision, one so powerful that he almost soiled himself.  Zero-emission vehicles will a requirement in Pothole Country, like California.

I know how this guy is thinking.  In his dreams Hydro-Québec will replace Shell, Irving and Petro-Canada as everyone will be forced to use electric cars.  If you want a gasoline car in 2020 in Quebec, Carlos will force a 300% tax upon you because your behaviour is not Earth-friendly.  State-owned charging stations everywhere with the HydroQ logo, I can picture government workers being paid 75K a year to charge your car.  Self-serve?  Forget about it, unions will take care of this.

In a not so distant past, doctors would use electricity to a different purpose when you were acting all weird like this...

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