Happy Valentine's Day to all CGI members, please make sure the time you spend with your husband/wife/lover/inanimate object is not billable even if the project staff include one or more of the aforementioned participants.
If you had to leave early today because you had to purchase a box of Russell Stover candy box (tip: Valentine-theme chocolates are heavily discounted after Feb. 14), don't forget to compensate tomorrow and work until the wee hours.
Notify the project manager of any change in your schedule, and make sure your cell phone is always on because shit will hit the fan the second you exit the building and we need to reach you anytime. Should your cell phone ring while you're in the middle of something with your husband/wife/lover/inanimate object, simply say that CGI needs you and CGI is the largest IT service provider in Canada, the 8th largest in the world, that the ticker is GIB and it is a safe investment. Conclude with a statement that you - as a member - are on a profitable growth mission and nothing can stop you. Your significant other will totally understand.
Happy Valentine everyone, I love you. Really.
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