Monday, December 20, 2010

Let GIB Grow!

Dear members, with the spirit of Christmas upon us and your generous profit-sharing bonus under the tree, I thought it would be a great time to introduce a company-sponsored song so that CGI members across the world celebrate the end of a very profitable year. A couple of sourpusses will complain that this is a brain-washing technique used to assimilate the mind of less-experienced members. Those backward-thinking employees are tagged into our system and as a result they receive 25% less bonus than members who share our vision of profitable growth.

So on Christmas eve when everyone will be slightly buzzed from the effect of alcohol and with their guards down, go sing this song in front of everyone. Chances are, they'll call their broker to purchase some shares to put in their children's stockings.

Oh the market outside is frightful
But our members are so resourceful
And since they have no place to go
Let GIB Grow ! Let GIB grow! Let GIB grow!!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some charts for planning
The salaries are turned way down low
Let GIB Grow ! Let GIB grow! Let GIB grow!!

When our clients finally kiss goodbye
How I hate to inflict any harm
But if you continue to bill them tight
On the way to the bank I'll be warm

Other IT firms are slowly dying
And next year we will be buying
But as long as our earnings grow
Let GIB Grow ! Let GIB grow! Let GIB grow!!

See you in 2011. Drive safely, I need you to bill next year.

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